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Strangest role play conversation ever XD

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Ivy: "It was nice... Though I suppose you would be dead by now if you were human." Ivy said with a smirk, "How old are you exactly?"


Carson: Carson thought for a moment "418? I think"


Ivy: Ivy's eyes widened, "Oh my gosh!" (Ivy: O.O)


Carson: Carson chuckled "It's not that old..."


Ivy: "Um, yes. Yes it is." Ivy said, "That's just... wow."


Carson: Carson laughed "What can I say I have older relatives. Kiran is over 500"


Ivy: "That's just insane!" Ivy said. (Mind blown)


Carson: Carson shrugged "Eh"


Ivy: Ivy shook her head, then smirked, "I let a 418 year old into my house!?"


Carson: Carson smirked "Geez don't make it awkward"


Ivy: Ivy laughed, "It was too good to pass up."


Carson: Carson laughed "I suppose"


Ivy: "... You're so old." Ivy said, in disbelief.


Carson: Carson grinned "So you hang out with older guys then huh?" he raised an eye brown


Ivy: Ivy laughed, "If we go by those terms, you like young girls huh? I think there's a word for that." she said.


Carson: Carson shook his head "That's just weird" he grinned. "Well at least I don't invite 400 year old guys into my house"


Ivy: "I hope you aren't inviting guys into your house Carson." Ivy laughed.


Carson: Carson laughed "Got a problem with that? Not a fan of Yaoi?" he said laughing.


Ivy: "So that's what you do in your spare time." Ivy continued laughing, "I Didn't think you liked that."


Carson: Carson laughed "Ah but you're curious aren't you? Yaoi fan girl"


Ivy: "Yep. You caught me. You and Scott all the way." Ivy laughed.


Carson:"What? You jealous" he grinned


Ivy: "Not at all. So its younger guys too, huh?" Ivy smirked.


Carson: Carson laughed "Nah older guys are waaay better" he fanned himself before bursting out laughing.


Ivy: Ivy started laughing, "That would explain the problem with the guy vampires here. To young for your outrageous standards."


Carson: Carson beamed "Yeah they're too young for me. Should head back to England they got some nice old vamps over there" he laughed.


Ivy: "You would know for sure." Ivy laughed, "You and your old boys."

Carson: Carson laughed and grinned brightly. "I could say the same to you"


"Nah. I prefer more of the 17-18 and less of the 400+ group." Ivy laughed, shaking her head.


Carson: Carson grinned "So you ARE jealous of Scott?" he laughed.


Ivy: Ivy shook her head, "I ship it too much to be jealous." She laughed.


Carson: Carson laughed "Nah he's too young"


Ivy: "I still ship it. You and Scott are too... shippable." Ivy laughed.


Carson: Carson laughed "You keep telling yourself that"


Ivy: "I will. I mean, you can't go back to England. It would ruin it." Ivy laughed.


Carson: Carson laughed "Sorry to disappoint you Yaoi fan but Scott and me are over"


Ivy: Ivy dramatically sobbed. "You should tell Scott that. I mean, if he were 500 you'd be all over that."


Carson: Carson laughed "Mmm 500 year olds"


Ivy: Ivy laughed, "I ship it more now. Scott really is your type huh?" She said, raising a suggestive eyebrow.


Carson: Carson grinned "Well those bad boys mmm" he laugh


Ivy: Ivy shook her head, "You seem more of a good boy, Carson. Getting a little dangerous huh?" She smirked.


Carson: Carson chuckled "Going dangerous. Totally" he laughed. Heather curled up.


Ivy: Ivy grinned, "So are you like the yaoi version of Eilana and Damon?" She asked. ( I HAD TOO)


Carson: (*face palm* of course XD) Carson laughed "Yeah something like that" he grinned.


Ivy: (lol) Ivy laughed, "That's even worse."


Carson: Carson laughed "Isn't it?"

Ivy: Ivy grinned and looked at Carson, "So whose Stephen? One of your older friends in England?" She asked.


Carson: “How’d you know?” Carson grinned.


Ivy: Ivy shrugged, "Lucky guess." she laughed


Carson: Carson laughed "Good guess then"


Ivy: Ivy laughed before pausing. "You aren't really into yaoi, right?" She asked.


Carson: Carson laughed "No. Sorry but guys just aren't my type"


Ivy: Ivy laughed, "Ok. I don't think I could ever take you seriously if you were."


Carson: Carson tapped his chin "You aren't really a yaoi fan girl.....are you?" he grinned

 Ivy: Ivy shook her head, laughing. "Heck no! That's just... no."

OKAY so let me explain a bit. Ivy and Carson are both vampires in a role play. Carson is my character Ivy is not. So basically Carson is this 418 year old vampire but looks 17. Ivy is a 15 year old very new vampire. Carson comes over to her house and well that's where this began. HOWEVER Carson is not really into Yaoi and Ivy isn't a Yaoi fan girl. Just making that clear. They were just joking around. Scott is my other vampire whom everyone hates. (Poor him) but he kind of deserves it. However it was HILARIOUS to carry on this conversation and I will never live it down XD. 
Yeaaaaaah we were bored XD
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XD first time i saw it i said to myself"carson's gay?"